What stinks is that I'm not getting a new truck - that would be too easy.
My boss, in his intimate knowledge of what I do and his unquestionable wisdom, has decided that I don't need a 'like replacement'.
Bye bye 4wd, high clearance, v8 power and a big roof for antennas.
Hello 2000 Ford Contour, with 47K miles on it from a recent retiree.

Haven't seen the little POS yet, but every Contour I've ever seen has a floor mounted shifter with a console.
Anybody got a clue how I can fit 2 model III MCS & 2 model C7 spectra's, plus a hard kit for the nextel, into this crackerjack box?
I know the drawers will fit in the trunk OK, and I guess I can figure out 4 antennas on the roof & deck lid. Its the control heads that have me stumped.
Don't get me wrong - I'm glad I still have a job, what with all the downsizing going on around here. I just wish the REMF's and BOA's would stop trying to tell me how to do my job better...