Well, the other day, I was out and about doing the usual "scan" thing when I happened on what sounded like a construction crew. They were quite a bit of fun to play with.

Someone on their crew was obviously slacking off because they were looking for him on the radio, "Hey, where are you?" Well, I couldn't resist. I keyed the mic and replied, "I'm right here, where are you?" Oh my... You would have thought that I had violated National Security or something. They promptly informed me that I was on a "secure channel" and that if I didn't "F'n leave immediately, they'd sick the GD FCC on my A..."
This was just too good of an invitation for me to pass up. For several hours I harrassed them by calling a friend of mine on their "secure channel." I properly identified with my GMRS callsign each and every time, only to be met with a string of profanities from our "construction worker" friends.
It is amazing that people buy these "bubble-wrap" radios at Wal-Mart and think that for whatever reason:
(1) They own a particular frequency.
(2) Their communications are secure.
(3) They don't need a license to operate on GMRS frequencies and even if they acknowledge that they need a license, they think that a business can obtain a GMRS license that gives blanket authorization to all employees.
(4) They think that it is "acceptable" to demonstrate their lack of any real vocabulary by throwing in colorful adjectives, verbs and adverbs every couple of words.
So, am I the only one who gets a kick out of running their blood pressure up so high that they're at risk of stroking out?

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John